Lyrics

If you, have a fucking issue
Here’s a, half blown out tissue
I’m so, sorry can't talk now
Cause you’ve just caught me with my pants down

Ladies & gentlemen, I just gotta say,
Sorry ‘bout the noise but I’m gettin' laid
Don’t you try to stop it, don't you walk on in,
The sock is on the doorknob because I’m getting

I am gettin' laid
I am gettin' laid
I am gettin' laid
I am gettin' laid

If you, need to interrupt, just
Not while, I’m with Lady luck,
Cause my, richard needs relief,
he’s my only commander in chief,

Ladies & gentlemen, I just gotta say,
Sorry ‘bout the noise but I’m getting laid
Don’t you try to stop it, turn you walk on in
The sock is on the doorknob because I’m getting

I am gettin' laid
I am gettin' laid
I am gettin' laid
I am gettin' laid

The noise is getting too loud
But I don’t care because I’m proud

Ladies & gentlemen, I just gotta say,
Sorry ‘bout the noise but I’m gettin' laid
Don’t you try to stop it, don't you walk on in
The sock is on the doorknob cause I am getting

I am gettin' laid
I am gettin' laid
I am gettin' laid
I am gettin' laid
I am gettin' laid
I am gettin' laid
I am gettin' laid
I am gettin' laid